Weird Al Yankovic : Crampton Comes Alive

Lyrics for the Weird Al Yankovic song "Crampton Comes Alive" from their "unknown" album. Feel free to browse the rest of our Weird Al Yankovic lyrics here, or download the rest of our unknown lyrics.

Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: unknown
Song: Crampton Comes Alive

Well, woke up this morning
With a big mac in my hand
What fries, whose fries
Where's my hot apple pies
Must be a joke
I can't believe there's no coke
Thank you, thank you, thank you