Weird Al Yankovic : Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

Lyrics for the Weird Al Yankovic song "Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung" from their "Weird Al Yankovic" album. Feel free to browse the rest of our Weird Al Yankovic lyrics here, or download the rest of our Weird Al Yankovic lyrics.

Band: Weird Al Yankovic
Album: Weird Al Yankovic
Song: Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung

I visit mr. frump in the hospital
I see him most every day
And when i see mr. frump in his iron lung
This is what i hear him say

(deep breathing)

Y'know, mr. frump is my very best friend
He's never a chump or a tease
He never tells me lies, and best of all
He never disagrees

I bring him candy and flowers every afternoon
Sit down by his side and say "hi"
And then i ask him his opinion of the world situation
And i wait for mr. frump's reply, and mr. frump would say

(deep breathing)

Well, unfortunately, soon it came to be
Mr. frump's dying day
And now i bring to you the very last thing
That mr. frump had to say....

(deep breathing, that fades and dies off)

Amen