Eminem : Steve Berman (skit)
Steve Berman (skit) lyrics
Album: Marshall Mathers Lp (explicit)
Song: Steve Berman (skit)
Eminem: heyyy!
Steve: hey, em, what's up?
Eminem: steve berman. what's goin' on, man, how you doin? good to see you
Again. what's up?
Steve: em, could you come here and have a seat, please?
Eminem: umm, yeah, what's...
Steve: vannessa, shut the door.
Secretary: okay.
Eminem: so what's up? how's orders looking for the first week?
Steve: it would be better if you gave me nothing at all.
Eminem: wh-
Steve: this album is less than nothing. i can't sell this fucking record.
Eminem: wha-
Steve: do you know what's happening to me out there?
Eminem: wh-wha-what's the problem?
Steve: violent ground told me to go fuck myself!
Eminem: who's violent...?
Steve: tower records told me to shove this record up my ass! do you know
What it feels like to be told to have a record shoved up your ass?
Eminem: but, i-
Steve: i'm gonna lose my fuckin' job over this. you know why dre's record
Was so successful? he's rappin' about big-screen tv's, blunts, 40's and
Bitches. you're rappin' about homosexuals and vicadin.
Eminem: i mean-
Steve: i can't sell this shit!
Eminem: what-
Steve: either change the record or it's not coming out!
Eminem: what, i-
Steve: now get the fuck out of my office!
Eminem: what am i supposed-
Steve: now!
Eminem: alright man, whatever.
