A.f.i. : Cereal Wars

Lyrics for the A.f.i. song "Cereal Wars" from their "Answer That And Stay Fashionable" album. Feel free to browse the rest of our A.f.i. lyrics here, or download the rest of our Answer That And Stay Fashionable lyrics.

Band: A.f.i.
Album: Answer That And Stay Fashionable
Song: Cereal Wars

Get up early in the morning,
Going to the store.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
It's the cereal war.
Fuckin' store never has the monsters and they never get more.
Post, kellogs, general mills?
It's the cereal war.
I hope sexual chocolate is in stock,
It's got a condom in the box.
I'll try some cocoa puffs today.
What the fuck is sonny anyway?
Some say dino's are the best,
They've got more marshmallows than the rest.
There's not a lot of cocoa in cocoa crispies,
And always stay away from wheaties.
Now it's dinner time and i'm going back to the store.
I had some erkles, 'liked 'em a lot.
It's the cereal war.
I wish i were calvin or hobbes
And then i could try sugar bombs.
The soggies will never get cap'n crunch,
I guess i'll have crunch berries for lunch.
Breakfast cereals need to be sweet,
That's the only kind i'll eat.
Give me sugar not nuts and twigs!
Do i look like a fuckin' squirrel to you?